2023 - Year of the Rabbit - Will the Timbers Bounce Back??
Let us entertain you... "If we don’t make the playoffs this year….." Wait, what? We haven't even seen the team play yet (unbeaten in the Coachella tourney THAT WASN'T EVEN STREAMED doesn't count). The team has made some substantive changes to the roster, some stalwart players are still rehabbing and... And we are getting ahead of ourselves. Welcome to the Timbers $hit Talkers (T$T)! We are a group of Timbers fanatics who are really good at entertaining each other but who wanted to share that entertainment with a few other fanatics (look into the mirror please). We are an array of personalities and professionals who love soccer, love beer, love Portland and what better way to celebrate all three than by being a Timbers Fanatic? (You all do know that is what "fan" is short for, right?) NOTE: The following post is meant solely for entertainment. Any actual tactical or strategic insights are most likely false and, if not, interpretations from a beer-